So today I discovered that I think really disturbed things and might have some psychological issues.
Today I was trying to get to north which is something I never have to do anymore! (thank goodness) and I was kind of in a hurry because I was meeting a few friends for lunch. Well there was only one way to get from the Religion hall to North campus in such a hurry. A bus. Well little did I know that EVERYONE else was trying to get to north as well. There was three buses trying to get there and there was no room on any of them. being slick and cunning I ended up making my way onto a bus and watched as the bus driver kicked people off who couldnt fit on the bus. one kid was begging pleading with the driver to let him stay on. but the driver pushed him away...watching this whole thing go down I felt like this guy from the Dark Knight
then my mind went to thinking about "What if there was some sort of apocalyptic tragedy and that guy couldnt make it on the bus and was eaten by zombies or something? NOT ONLY THAT! but my sick and twisted mind envisioned him being eaten by the people around him. I worry about myself sometimes. but then it gets worse. an hour later I am waiting for a bus and I get turned away by three buses. I start thinking to myself "What if these guys try eating me?" well I was listening to my iPod and I wanted to find a song that would be perfect to fight zombies. "Mama Mia" started playing. Which is a pretty amazing song to fight Zombies too...
I wanted to punch someone and yell "IN YO FACE!" SOOOOO BAD! and if that isnt bad enough I started talking to myself debating if that would be a good idea or not. Thank goodness I finally told myself "while it would be epic, it wouldnt be right unless they really were zombies. this is pretty much me crying out for help. Psychologist everywhere, please figure out whats wrong with me!
anyways...if you are still reading this I found out today I made prayer leader! that is until my RD finds this and determines that I am unfit to be around other people. All joking aside I am pretty excited to be doing this, I am pumped to be working with such an awesome leadership team and I have a pretty prayer group. Never have I seen a hall this closely knitted. its going to be an awesome semester!
Calvin. This is hilarious!
ReplyDeletelol, yeah you got issues
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